Title: Magical Malady
Fandom: HP & House
Pairing: gen (with overtones of House/Wilson, Snape/Lupin)
Category: humor, AU
Author on LJ: sahiya & dribom
Sahiya's website: http://sahiyasfanfic.starkravingsane.com
Authors' Summary: House is in England for a conference when he is suddenly struck down by something with no mundane explanation. Will Snape and his band of ducklings manage to uncover the secret behind House's illness before House uncovers their own?
Dear readers, what we have here is House vs. Snape. While House is fairly intelligent (and difficult), he does not have his ducklings with him and Snape has home-court advantage, is armed with three minions--Hermione ("I am in charge!"), Harry (We can’t fool a Muggle doctor into thinking we’re Muggle doctors!"), and Draco (“I don’t know how to talk to Muggles!”)--, and is possibly even more difficult.
Will Team-Snape be able to diagnose the curse and find a cure before House out-smarts them? Will Snape snap and hex House wtih an unforgivable? Will Wilson/Lupin be forced to kill House/Snape himself out of irritation? The only thing we know for sure is that Hermione beats the other two 'residents' and successfully attains the chief resident position by reading Modern Dentistry.
This is a highly enjoyable story filled with hilarious dialogues and wacky situations. Go read :)
Magical Malady (pt. 1) (pt. 2) (pt. 3)